Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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