covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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