epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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