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This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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