i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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