You really coming over, don't trick.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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