I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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