butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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