I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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