honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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