I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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