I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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