Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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