there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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