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go home
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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