Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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