Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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