So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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