you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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