pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i love accidental penises.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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