i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
false alarm. still invincible.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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