I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
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