Already got asked if we're dating
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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