What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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