He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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