question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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