Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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