How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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