She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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