I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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