bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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