you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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