bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize