just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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