this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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