Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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