STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
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Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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