isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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