You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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