Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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