Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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