So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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