I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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