Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
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Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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