apparently the secret to your success is patron
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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