piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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