he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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