What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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