hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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