I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I don't deserve a penis
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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